I've updated my website which had been running on Windows 95. No, not quite. It's now mobile-friendly but its owner remains a little cold.
It is interesting to note (a phrase used here so I'll sound more academic than I ever have been or will be) there has never been a vampire in any of my novels. Perhaps it's time for:
The Prodigal Vampire
A Tale of Two Vampires
Jonathan Livingstone Vampire
Vampire and Gretel
How the Vampire Stole Christmas
Just keep writing.